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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Knock, Knock Come in

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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