Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Dumbledore dies.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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