What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Justin Bieber.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

"hey do you know the date" "58"

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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