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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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