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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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