How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

I need to start studying.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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