I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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kathryn atkins

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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