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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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willam dafoe

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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