- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

I'm HIV positive.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

A man walks into a vagina

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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