- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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