What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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