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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Women's Rights

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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A women left the kitchen.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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