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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

i have yougurt mit traktor

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

A: Do you like it B: No

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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