Christ is a conspiracy

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Sam Hengal.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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