What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

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Joesph Triphook.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

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a. why? b. because

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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why did the man die? he was shot

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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