How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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