What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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silver bullet?

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Anti Joke

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