What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

What is 9+10? 19

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...