- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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