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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Kevin and Ramin

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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