Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Uh... What was emulating again?

Knock Knock Come in

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

autistic kids rock

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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