What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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