A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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