- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

they told me not to write here but i did

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

rabbits running in my bathroom!

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

What's brown and sticky A stick

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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