How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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