A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Bitch

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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no rasist joks

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Boob

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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y u no like me joke?

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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