- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Balls

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

a skinny sumo wrestler

Do the roar!

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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