- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

women's rights.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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