- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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