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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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