Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Roses are flowers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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