- Anti Joke

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Will nearis is here! Get it

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.