Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

White men's rights

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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