- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why are white people white? I don't know

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

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