Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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