- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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