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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Gingers.

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