- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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