- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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