- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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