How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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How do you end a sentence

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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