yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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A man walks into a vagina

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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