What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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hear hear

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Anti Joke

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