Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Anti Joke

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