- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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