What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What's funny? Women's rights.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Get up Look in the mirror

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why so serious ?

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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