- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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