- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Balls

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

A man walks into a bar

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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