- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Charlie Sheen

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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