a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

No antijoke here.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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