What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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here's a joke... the american education society

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A: Do you like it B: No

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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