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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

All of these jokes are about white people

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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