- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

KILL WHITEY

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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