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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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