Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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destiny

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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