what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Knock Knock Come in

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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