Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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