- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

All of these jokes are about white people

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

the economy.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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