- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks out of a police station

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

I am quite mature.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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