- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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