My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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PENIS :)

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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