how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

this website is a bad joke

Do the roar!

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Men's rights

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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