So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Roses are flowers.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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