An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Camerons hair is Curly..

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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