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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Scott

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

i have aids and a chode

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

DERP

What's in there? Get outta there...

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

Laura Pratz..

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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