do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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I got shot, you laughed

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Women's Rights

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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My nipple is bleeding

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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noodles

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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ASSCHEEKS

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Anti Joke

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