Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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ASSCHEEKS

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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son, you're adopted.

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Winking at old people

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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