when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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