What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

What's funny? Women's rights.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

How Long is a Chinese man.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

I got shot, you laughed

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Women's Rights

Hitler. lol, sucks.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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