Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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