An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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