- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

i had sex.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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