- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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