- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Kyle grund parker coffey

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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