What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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