- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

A mormon walks into a bar.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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